It’s just too hot for shirts today.
I apologise for nothing.
…which I’m now not wearing on the grounds that I want some more sleep.
Finally decided to get up properly.
And seeing as it’s, like, topless tuesday as well…
Too damn early.
Boobs ist krieger.
Literally just got up.
Hi.
Anybody remember when Topless Tuesday was a thing?
What the fuck is this?
Is this a time? Does this time actually exist?
Why is this a time?
Nobody should ever be obliged to be up at this time. Ever.
There’s something inherently funny about hiding your wang behind a pot plant.
So this is from a year and ten days ago.
Oh dear.
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Merry Christmas, bitches ;D
(yeah, I did actually just film this. I’m under the influence of jaeger and cider, don’t judge me)
I think it’s about time I brought back this drunken festive mistake.
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Every Tuesday, some of my followers will nag me to get my shirt off.
I will never fully understand why.
Well, it’s Tuesday and shit, so y’know.
Dunno how I look but I feel pretty rough right now.














